Review Factors
What we look for in snacks? The Good Sh*t Gals review factors:
When we say “good sh*t,” we mean snacks that check all the right boxes. Here’s how we evaluate every product, so you know exactly why it made (or missed) the cut:
1. Taste: Overall flavor experience
We look for:
- Bold, distinct flavors.
- A balance between sweetness, saltiness, or spiciness – depending on the snack’s intent.
- Satisfying textures (crunchy, chewy, creamy, etc.) that elevate the overall experience.
💬 Our take: A healthy snack is great, but it has to be tasty. No cardboard vibes.
2. Ingredients: Keeping it real
We look for:
- Real, natural, clean ingredients – nothing weird or unpronounceable.
- Free from artificial flavors, colors, or preservatives.
- Plant-based, vegan-friendly, and gluten-free options when possible.
💬 Our take: Snacks should be clean & delicious. We like real, clean ingredients, and no weird chemicals, additives, or artificial flavorings.
3. Nutrition: Healthy and yummy
We look for:
- Low sugar, high protein, and fiber-packed goodies that actually fuel you.
- Snacks that deliver on their claims (e.g., superfoods that feel super).
- Portion sizes that make sense – snacks shouldn’t leave you hungry or stuffed.
💬 Our take: We love a good snacks that makes us feel good after the last bite.
4. Accessibility: Snack for everyone
We look for:
- Products that are easy to find online or in stores.
- Reasonable prices for what’s being offered.
- Options that cater to a wide range of dietary needs and lifestyles.
💬 Our take: The best snacks are the ones everyone can enjoy without jumping through hoops to find them.
5. Packaging & Innovation
We look for:
- Eye-catching, functional, and sustainable packaging.
- Clear, honest labeling – no hidden surprises or sneaky ingredients.
- Unique flavors, textures, or formats that surprise and delight.
- Creative uses of ingredients (e.g., turning cauliflower into chips or dates into candy bars).
💬 Our take: Bonus points for brands that make us smile with creative or quirky designs. Snacks should be fun, exciting, and sometimes even a little weird.
6. Brand vibes: Good sh*t energy
We look for:
- Companies that care about sustainability, ethical sourcing, and transparency.
- Brands with personality – witty, relatable, or downright lovable.
- Businesses that give back, whether to the planet, their employees, or their community.
💬 Our take: A great brand story makes a great snack taste even better.
How We Score Good Sh*t Snacks:
We put every snack through our Good Sh*t Test, and each bite faces the ultimate test, judged by our trusty snack squad. Here’s what our ratings mean:
🍌 Mr. A-Peel (Approved) – The snack gold standard. A must-buy.
🌸 Miss Heavy Petal (Denied) – No mercy here. If it’s bad, she’s definitely letting you know.
🍀 Lucky Clovy (Lucky Find) – A rare gem, this snack is a delightful surprise!
🥔 Spuddy McBattle (Life Savior) – Can save you from fainting.
🤷 Mr. Meh (Not Bad Not Great) – Not good, not terrible… a “meh” in every sense.
No sugar-coating here — only honest, fun reviews. Cuz life’s too short for bad snacks.